Conservatism

I don’t really believe in “conservatism”.  I disagree with the frame.  The word denotes holding on to something in the past, “the good ol’ days”, etc.  That’s not necessarily correct.  I think that when we talk about conservatives, we’re often talking about something else than holding to a past or a tradition or a mythology.

Personally, I don’t want to “conserve” much of anything that I see in government or culture.  Instead, I want to think about the purpose of government, the social role of the church, civics, and what’s important as a culture.  If the current way works, then good.  If it doesn’t work, then let’s try something else.

What I believe isn’t necessarily an old way, or the old way.  Surely, though, some of my ideas are ancient, just like some “progressive” or “liberal” views are ancient.  But I don’t hold on to them because they are old.  I hold them because I believe they are good and have value.

As we move into the next election cycle, I’ll be testing ideas using reason, experience, and a personal value system.  I’ll do my best to avoid taking mental shortcuts with labels like “conservative” and “progressive”.  I’ll try to think of everyone as a “citizen”, and the election as “democracy”.  Maybe that change in posture will help me stay engaged.

Round Rock, Texas

We live in Round Rock, Texas.  It’s located right outside of Austin, but I don’t think it’s fair to call Round Rock a suburb, since it’s been around since the 1850s.  We love it here.  The people are friendly and diverse, the food is good, and there’s fireworks every Friday.  If you ever come and visit, I’ll probably drag you to a few of my favorite places:

The Blue Oak Grill: This is a local, family-owned restaurant.  It’s very Southern.  Chicken fried steaks, table-sized nacho plates, etc.  Blue Oak is probably most famous for their cornbread made with Round Rock honey.  Our sphere of friends frequent it, so we’re here at least a couple of times a month.  Some of our friends are here a few times a week, and one of our friends lives here.  Not really, but kind of.  Another nice thing about Blue Oak is that they stock Texas beers.

Star Co. Coffee: I’m not usually a big coffee drinker, but I love this place.  Star Co. is located on Main Street in historic downtown Round Rock, which automatically makes it fantastic.  Plus, they only have fair trade coffees, they have live music twice a week, and they don’t mind hosting our bi-weekly men’s Bible study.

Junior’s: Junior’s is a bar and grill also on Main Street.  They’ve got live music every night of the week and plenty of beer.  The back patio/biergarten area is a great evening hangout.

Round Rock Public Library: I spend pretty much every Saturday morning here.  Guess where it is?  Main Street!  It’s a basic library, but the location is great and I love being a part of the local bookworm scene.  (Yes, there’s a scene.)

Dell Diamond: Home of the Friday night fireworks, and the Round Rock Express, the Texas Rangers’ minor league team.  It’s a gorgeous ballpark, and even if you don’t like baseball, you’ll have a good time people watching and enjoying the Texas sunset.  Caveat – it’s miserable if you’re sitting by first base and it’s 109 degrees.

Basically, Round Rock is awesome, and I’m happy to show you around.  So come visit.

Two Good Books

Since we moved to our new little city, I’ve been spending a lot of time at our public library.  Here are the last couple of books that I read.  You might want to check them out.  Get it?  “Check them out.”

Shane by Jack Schaefer: For some reason, I’ve been into the idea of westerns lately.  Sadly, I’d only ever read two before this one – All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy and Lonesome Dove by Larry McCurty. (Do you need to be a Mc____ to write a great western?)  I picked up Shane because I saw it on a book list, and I read the whole thing in about two days.  Granted, it’s a short book, but I couldn’t put it down.  It’s a typical stranger-in-town story, but it’s also got these bizarre Arthurian twists that I didn’t expect at all.  It has some interesting ideas about what a man should look like, and what real love looks like.

Doing Time by Rob Thomas: Yes, that Rob Thomas.  No, not that one.  The Veronica Mars one. I think most of the people who read this blog are familiar with Veronica Mars, but they might not be familiar with the fact that before he did the tv show, VM creator Rob Thomas wrote Young Adult fiction.  Doing Time is a series of vignettes based around some public service taks that students from a Texas high school had to complete.  Like Veronica Mars, it’s witty, honest, a little dark, and in some moments it will cut you to the bone.  My favorite chapters were Shacks from Mansions, Extension Four, Half a Mind, The Laser, and Turtles.  For the record, I think an early version of Veronica Mars is a side character in Extension Four.  There are a lot of gut punch moments in the book, and there are also a few hi-five moments as well.

Nap Bus

Everyone has heard of or been on a party bus or a booze cruise. You know, you get all kinda of drinks on your ride, there’s music, and there’s people who regularly work out and all that.

There’s not a setup for people like me, though. There’s not a bus for people who just want to kick back instead of kick it. That’s why I’m proposing The Nap Bus.

You and a select group of like minded individuals can tour the city in a coach specially set up with mini beds. Think of a mix between a tour bus and a cruise.

Anyway, instead of trying different kinds of shots, Nap Bussers could try different pillows, mattress types, white noise machines, etc.

Nap Bus destinations could include quiet parks, lakes, babbling brooks, and maybe even a grand finale at a luxury mattress outlet.

I’m about to crawl under my desk just thinking about it.

Once in a while

I saw you in a river, I saw you as a rock. You faced everything that came against you, you protected everything that nestled behind you. The water was strong, but the water moved for you. What else could it have done? What else could you do?

I saw you as a rock.

Country: Behind the Music

After a couple of weeks of listening to country music from various decades, some patterns have emerged.  Here are some things that country music singers love:

  • Drankin’
  • Whiskey
  • Beer
  • Girls in tank tops
  • Girls in skirts
  • Girls in boots
  • Cheatin’ men
  • Bad men
  • Bodies of water that are not an ocean (ex. a river, a stream)
  • Family
  • USA
  • Dancin’
  • Memories

Here are some things that country singers dislike:

  • Memories
  • Cheatin’ men
  • Cheatin’ women
  • Anti-American sentiment
  • Past relationships
  • Current relationships
  • Clean tires

Current (Texas!) country song that I can’t stop listening to:

Sad, beautiful song.

Country Music

About two weeks ago, an internal switch flipped.  I decided that I like country music.  I thought this was a first for me, but it turns out that I’ve been absorbing country songs for a long time, now.  Here are my current top five country songs that I’ve heard on the radio lately.

  • Take This Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck.   Every job that I have ever had has been amazing.  But.  I can imagine that if I was ever frustrated with my work situation, this song would be pretty funny.  My favorite part is the flat top reference.  And the way that Johnny says “shove it”.  I feel you, JP.  Hypothetically.
  •  Something Like That by Tim McGraw.  Samantha has choreographed this entire song, which is noteworthy.  Anyway, I think the story is fun, and the song reminds me of the glory days of high school.
  • Mud on the Tires by Brad Paisley – The guy can tear up a Telecaster, so I’m already a general fan, but I just like this song.  For the record, I don’t actually like mud on my tires, fishing, or shooting ducks.  I do like sleeping bags, camp fires, and getting stuck.
  • Ballad of a Southern Man by Whiskey Myers.  Reminds me of Tuesday’s Gone and Jackson Brown.
  • Some Girls Do by Sawyer Brown.  Great chorus.  The dancing and lip syncing in this video simply cannot be adequately described.  Lots of stomping and air drums.

I like some newer ones, too, but I don’t know song/band names yet.  I’ll keep you posted.  Keep me posted.

Things I Would Never Do as a Superhero

  • Jump off of something, land on one knee, look down at the ground, and then look up slowly.
  • Wear tights.
  • Forget to tell friends and family that a supervillain is probably going to attack them.
  • Date someone that I loved. (Dead!)
  • Tweet.
  • Take down a bad guy and then walk away without double checking that he’s down.  Especially if it’s a super villain.
  • Pause before knocking wrongdoers out.  They can explain their bad deeds when they wake up in the police station/my lair/a rooftop. SWEARTOME!
  • Get surprised when the public inevitably turns on me.  They’ll come back around.
  • Invest millions of dollars in a vehicle and then destroy it for no readily apparent reason.
  • Do a flip.  There’s no reason for adults to flip.

SPECIAL NOTE: During the fall of my sophomore year in college, I based my classes entirely on this question: Would Batman take this class?

ADDENDUM: I am an attorney.