Act-tor

I have recently become interested in community theatre.  I’ve gone to a couple of productions, and the participants seemed to have a  lot of fun.  So, I have decided to throw my hat into the ring and audition for  a play set to run in January.  To get ready, I checked out several books about theatre and acting.  One of them contained this gem:

The theatre is a seductive lover.

With insight like this, there is no way I can fail.  See you onstage.